Your Perks Just Got an Upgrade (And So Did We)!
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Big Moves, No Chill: Free Shipping Is Here + A Whole Lot More
Listen up, chaos crew—we’ve got updates, upgrades, and absolutely zero chill about it. Whether you’ve been riding with us since day one or you just wandered in looking for something that doesn’t suck, welcome to the new era of Smart Sassery (now with extra fire and a brand refresh).
Free Shipping? Damn Right.
Shipping fees are the worst. So we burned ‘em.
If you’re on the email (read that as VIP) list, your orders now ship for free. No riddles, no riddled fine print—just a handy little code in your inbox that makes the total drop like it’s hot.
Here’s how it works:
- Sign up. (Go ahead, we’ll wait.)
- Stay on the list. No unsubbing unless you love paying shipping again.
- Use the code. Enter it at checkout. Free shipping, every single time.
Boom. You’re welcome.
We’re Growing (And It’s Your Fault, Honestly)
This started as a one-person circus act fueled by caffeine and spite. But y’all showed up loud—and now we’re leveling up. Smart Sassery’s designs are linking up with badass indie printers across the country to keep the vibes high and the orders moving.
What does that mean for you?
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Faster shipping. Less waiting. More winning.
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Lower carbon guilt. Local printing = fewer miles = less global doom.
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More small biz wins. Every order supports real humans with wild ideas and rent to pay.
Oh, and One More Thing… We're Retiring the Name “Smart Sassery”
Gasp. We know. But before you pour one out, hear us out.
Smart Sassery has gotten us this far—through the weird, the wild, and the wonderfully unhinged. She was our starter brand. Our scrappy little fight-back against basic. But we’ve outgrown her.
We’ve been quietly operating under RBF.Gifts for a while now (because branding, SEO, and short URLs are sexy), and now it’s time to make it official. We're sunsetting Smart Sassery and just going by RBF Gifts moving forward.
New name, same chaos energy.
No need to panic—you’ll still find the same sarcasm, snark, and “did-they-really-put-that-on-a-mug” moments. But if you notice the name change across the site, social, or emails, now you know. It’s not a glitch, it’s a glow-up.
Raise a middle finger to the past and a toast to what’s next. Smart Sassery walked so RBF Gifts could strut in combat boots.
Real Talk: Why It Matters
Buying from us isn’t just retail therapy—it’s rebellion with receipts. It’s how we keep art weird, gifts spicy, and the algorithms confused. Every order you place keeps this thing alive, kicking, and delightfully inappropriate.
What’s Next?
More art. More sarcasm. More stuff that looks nothing like whatever’s trending on Pinterest. Plus: always amazing quality, faster turnaround, and all the sass you can carry.
So what now?
Use that free shipping code you got when you signed up for emails.
Order something that makes you grin.
Use the code over and over again.
Support the chaos.
Because life’s too short for boring bookmarks and basic t-shirts.
One discount per order. I’m generous, not reckless.
