
Hey… You Wanna Hear My Links Tape?
No skips—just bangers. Shop drops, blog posts, social chaos, and whatever else I’ve burned onto this metaphorical CD. Press play and vibe accordingly.
Gift Better. Panic Less. Look Like a Legend.
Sick of handing over gifts that scream “I panicked at Target”? Same.
That’s exactly why I built RBF Gifts—so you can gift like you’ve actually got taste, without doom scrolling through endless junk. Everything here? High quality. No lazy mass-produced nonsense. Just stuff I’d actually give to someone I like. Looking for something personal but not cringe? Done. Snarky? Artsy? A little offbeat or oddly perfect? Yep.
Need to build a whole themed gift box that doesn’t make you want to scream into the void? I got you.
Here’s how to shop like the chaotic genius you are:

Now What?
Pick your poison—use the navigation menu to shop by item or theme, go full gremlin mode and search the whole shop, or go wild with the search bar up top like it’s your personal meme generator. Need backup? Shoot me a message. Either way, consider yourself covered.
Track List by Item Looking for that one banger? Start here.
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Aluminum Bookmarks
Because dog-earing is a crime. Durable, bold, and never basic. Bookmarks that...
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Art With Issues
Wall art that stares back. For anyone tired of inspirational quotes and...
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Short-Sleeved Tees
For when you need to keep it casual but still want to...
Curated Playlists Some things just hit better together. Find your frequency.
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Shadows of Connection
Shadows of Connection unveils a captivating ensemble of black and white inked...
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Veil & Bone
Veil & Bone is a gothic-inspired art series featuring muted florals, mythical...
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Whispers of Magic
Whispers of Magic—calls forward the parts of you that never stopped believing,...
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Plot Twist & Chill
Bookmarks, plot armor, and a dash of delusion. These are the gifts...
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Highly Gifted
Gifts for the delightfully fried. Think “elevated” without the ego. Functional, fun,...
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Caffeinated Chaos
For those who treat coffee like a religion and chaos like a...
Make Your Own Damn Mix
Pick your faves, mash ‘em together, and call it a vibe. Everything in the themes are made to work together, so there’s no way you can mess this up. Need a hand? Drop me a message, and I’ll make sure you gift like a pro.

Why This Tape Slaps
Because not all gifts deserve a spot on the playlist.
Quality Over Crap – This isn’t dollar-bin junk. Everything here’s built to last and feel good doing it.
Ethical AF – No sweatshops. No child labor. No shady corner-cutting. Just small biz energy and stuff you can actually feel good about.
Sustainability Where It Counts – FSC-certified paper, low-water cotton, and no plastic pretending to be fabric.
Easy Gifting, No Overthinking – Find a banger, click it, check out. That’s it.
TL;DR: You look like a legend. They love it. Everyone wins.
B-Sides, Extras, and Other Random Fire
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Found FootageSee new drops, unhinged memes, and the occasional motivational post (because balance).
You Ready?
Click around, find something amazing, and make someone’s day. Or just shop for yourself—I won’t judge.
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